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  1. Matthew "Angry Midget" Emmons AKA Angrymidget19

    It's just me, Matt, the Angry Midget. I know more about horror movies than anybody I know (and probably anyone you know, unless you realize that the best horror resides in the underground, and in the older films. If you realize that, then you may have a chance), and currently have more movies in my personal collection than you've ever seen in your life, unless your life revolves around film as mine does. There is not one thing on this site that I haven't done the majority of, including art, animations, and rantings. I rule this website. Most people describe me as an egotistical asshole, completely insane, usually calm, but an explosive swearer when I get pissed off. The majority of my clasmates think I'm on drugs, due to the fact that I can rarely answer a question without going 'huh?' or 'what's going on now?' Plus, my eyes are usually bloodshot. But they're idiots, so fuck them.

    I have found scientific evidence that Metallica is the best band ever. If you don't believe me, then you MUST call into question ALL scientific evidence of ANYTHING that has EVER existed. That's just how it works, I've found scientific evidence confirming that that's how it works.


  2. Justin "Porky" Brown


    A wierd, somewhat porky little man, but with some good ideas. He doesn't do a whole ton on the site, but still a valued member. Apparently, he took karate for a while, but it's hard to tell. He loves violent movies (but not near as much as me)and heavy metal. He's almost never available to make cartoons, or to film, and we rarely get much done. I swear, if me and this kid were on pot, you couldn't tell a difference between that, and us at 5AM. Seriously, we turned an intelligent discussion on racism in the schools into a cougar with AIDS in ten short minutes.


  3. Dennis "Mr. Spiffy" Morwood

    Dennis is a great guy. I think he's a serial killer or something, because he always seems way too cheery, and gets along with absolutely everybody. He'll occassionally give pointers on cartoons, and voiced the narrator on the Angry Midget game, the Master in Failed Ninja Training, and was the tester for the coming-soon-hopefully, Tales of Adventureman.


  4. Mikey


    My brother, and occasionally, artist. He's fat, ugly, smells like a Big Mac, and is very violent (only really against me) He weighs about 220 pounds, and his hobbies include: Making me bleed due to pinching and nipple twisters, Warhammer 40,000, smacking me with assorted objects, video games, and stepping on me.


  5. Jason "Edgey" Edgecomb


    Click here to see Jay get owned in this blurry, dark video.


  6. Deven


    Deven's extremely weird and awesome in his own demented way . . . sort of . . . not really. He plays Warhammer and D&D, but he wishes he could get enough time to finish painting up his army. All in all, he's a good guy. Deven's also a fan of violent and exploitation cinema, though not near as much as me, but then again, nobody I know is.


  7. Rob


    Rob's a good guy, but he's also extremely lazy. Seriously, this kid almost never leaves his basement, and when he does, he's not happy about it. He's good company when you want to do something dumb, but rarely willing to actually participate. He's also got a diseased Pikachu doll in his basement. Dennis slept on it and got an eye infection, I rested my feet on it (I didn't realize what they were on) and got a really bad toe infection. Both involved large quantities of pus.



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