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Welcome to the Angry Midget store! Please know that this is a project for school, and I am not actually selling anything. Feel free to click any of the links below to see more information on my awesome products! All sales are final, shipping insurance will not be offered, and the Angry Midget cannot be held responsible for lost items, acts of any god, lord, deity, etc. vehicle crashes, or *unexpected* hijackings of the transport. . . . you've been warned.
Angry Midget Uncomfortable Sportswear
Angry Midget Heavy Artillery
*SPECIAL NOW HALF PRICE*
Angry Midget Defective Items
Official Food the Midget Never Finished
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News Updates
May 5
We just got a new shipment of half-eaten foods in, so feel free to browse our ever growing (and occassionally rotting) selection!
April 30
Due to trouble with the police, some shipments of heavy artillery may come a little late, don't worry though, the shipments will continue as normal soon.
April 10
Uncomfortable sportswear has a new addition to it! Official Angry Midget clothes, in just one size: midget. Now, for an insane price, you can dress just like your hero (we cannot be held responsible for crummy stiching, spontaneous shirt combustion, mismatched colours, or shirts made from asbestos)!
Remember, our slogan is "If you've got a problem, just report it in to our lazy, uncooperative customer support so we may put you on hold for two hours, then tell you we can't do anything about it." See? We have a slogan. Slogans are what make companies official, and caring. We have a slogan, and are therefore caring . . . just not towards the customer.