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Half Eaten Pizza Slices - NOW AVAILABLE! |
| Cheese | $15 - Because cheese pizza is stupid, and you don't deserve a good price |
| Pepperoni | $10 - This half-eaten treasure is a real steal! |
| Deluxe | $500 - The final piece of a large pizza, the Angry Midget couldn't finish it. Own this piece of history for cheaper than ever before |
| Rotting | $5 - Due to some mold, the price has dropped |
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Half Eaten Sandwiches |
| Grilled Cheese | $500 - Grilled cheese is smelly, and worthless. If you like it, you deserve to pay too much. |
| Peanut Butter | $50 - Sure to invade anyone's peanut allergies, this sandwich is just freshly made, and freshly half eaten. |
| Egg Salad | $200 - Egg salad rules, we can't be held responsible if the product rots due to an extended period of time in an unrefridgerated environment. |
| Tuna | $100 - Tuna smells, and this sandwich'll smell even worse by the time you get it! |
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Half Eaten Donuts |
| Sprinkles | $20 - Everyone likes sprinkles! |
| Apple Fritter | $30 - Mint condition, other than being half-eaten. |
| Boston Cream | $100 - Boston Cream is the best type of donut ever made. |