The Point of this Site

This site is dedicated to me - the second best person in the universe, behind only Bruce Campbell and Takashi Miike (director of such films as Visitor Q, Ichi the Killer, and IZO). It contains my rantings, movie reviews, cartoons, and anything else I feel like. If you don't like this site, then please feel free, nay, I encourage you to send me an email with why you didn't like this site, so I can laugh at your idiocy.

FAQ

Why the name Angry Midget?

It all sprouted from the first GIF animation. I felt like making one of them get punched in the sack, but to do so, I had to make one a midget. I then decided that he'd be pissed off, hence, the Angry Midget. I quickly realized I had made the best GIF in the universe, so I stuck with the Angry Midget character, and made this site based off it.

Why does the Angry Midget never open his mouth?

You know how when you're angry, you clench your teeth? Well, the Angry Midget is so angry, all the time, that he does everything through clenched teeth: he eats through clenched teeth, drinks through clenched teeth, and poos through clenched teeth, and the latter only helps to increase his level of rage.

How do I join the mailing list?

To join, just email Matt@angrymidget.net asking to join, and I'll add you to the list.

I saw (insert video game trick/strategy) on (insert walkthrough/FAQ website)! You didn't find them, you stole someone's stuff!

No, I didn't. I say at the beginning of each walkthrough/FAQ that everything was figured out by me unless specified, and I bloody well mean it. I'm not some sort of idiot shit who has to look up how to beat a game, or how to do something. If I want to know something (like the Uber Challenge for OoT) I'll look it up, but I give credit where it is due.

You're always bitching about cinematics in games in your walkthroughs, why? The cinematics kick ass!

Not when you've seen them 100 times, and know every word of them, then they're just time wasters

What the hell is up with the "I'll hit you so Hard, your Children will Feel it" cartoon!?

The people dying were more of his kids. I meant to add something about hookers, but never got around to it.

What the hell is with the voice clips in "Inventions" during the text pages?
That was unscripted. Justin was supposed to read it, but instead he said fuck that, and stabbed me in the face with the microphone while it was recording, so we fought over who would read it, and decided that was good enough for that one. It happened again twice more, it was just a coincidence that the mic picked it up well. Fun side note: I stabbed him in the eye with the microphone once.

More to come as more people ask questions, less questions mean smart people visit my site, and I'm perfect, because I explain everything so flawlessly. . . I love myself.

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