Valentines Day: A Feel Good Holiday, or Crock of Shit?
Valentines Day=Dysentery
It may seem like a cliche, but I hate Valentine's Day. What the hell is it about? Some pansy, blindfolded guy in a diaper flies around and shoots people with arrows. Sure, it's supposed to be all heartwarming when cupid does it, but on any other day, if you get some guy in a diaper shooting people with arrows, suddenly it's not all cute, it's "attempted murder."
Really, who cares about Valentine's Day anymore? I see Cupid as somewhat of a chance game, based on my own experience. You can, supposedly get a "love arrow" causing you to get horny, (never happened) or, by what I've experienced, you can get a "Metal Arrow", causing sharp pains in your back (very common), or, most commonly, a "Dysentery Arrow", causing you to have violent diarrhea (true story, it's been 5 years since my last diarrhea-free Valentines Day. I blame Cupid.) There are several more, like the "High Blood Pressure Arrow," and "Irrational Hatred of Cupids Arrow." The last one may have just been my own hatred, but I'll give Cupid credit anyways.
Furthermore, why is Cupid blindfolded, and why doesn't the little shit fly into buildings without seeing? People say it's to show that it symbolizes that Cupid doesn't pay attention to looks. This is a lie, even if it was to symbolize that "looks don't matter in love" (which they do, when was the last time you saw an ugly nerd with a hot chick? Never? I thought so.) it can't. The closest thing to that, is that Cupid is so biased, that someone else had to blindfold him so he couldn't pair people (or hurt people) based on looks.
(from http://www.free-clipart-pictures.net/valentines_day_clipart.html)
(from http://www.stainedglassoriginals.com/kidscraftsupplies_valentine.html)
Ditch this bullshit - boycott Valentines Day
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